SALON MURDER

Bottomline: Cartoons bring children together,football brings men together, corruption brings politicians together, what really brings women together? Curtains have finally come down, the regular football...

SITUATIONSHIPS

Bottomline: Women in this country have become something else reducing men to shopping vouchers, vacation offers, rent payers, mortgage providers, fare senders, interior designers,...

IN THE BEGINNING

Bottomline: Beyond the good memories, we must not forget the bad ones In the world of fond childhood memories, a person, upon being asked, will...

LIVING THE TEENAGE DREAM

Bottomline: one does not have an ‘I am finding my soul’ sit-down session in a classroom filled with noisy age mates, angry teachers and...

THE MILLENNIAL: THE SUBTLE ART OF GHOSTING.

Bottomline: In every lady's inbox there is always a man talking to himself, not forgetting the Indian Banyans who are all over our Facebook inboxes...

CAKED

Bottomline: These situation-ships were the norm especially when universities send us free lunch in the name of female interns who are 'interned' properly and socially...

BUFFET I

Bottomline: The lighter they are the darker their thoughts,these light skinned women men chase around thanks to their glowing 'beauty' have the darkest hearts they...

INUTILE BABY DADDY

Bottomline: All I want is someone who will boost my son’s confidence by helping him come off his training wheels, someone who will remember his...

SUICIDE MISSION I

Bottomline: Satan talks to all women equally; whispering instructions which some women follow fully with immediate effect, others implement in installments and hire purchase... The...

THORNS OF FLESH

Bottomline: Some officers were on her payroll feeding her with classified intel on our investigations, even the boss, yes our boss was rumored to be...

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SONS OF PHARAOH; YOUR LIFE+YOUR RACE= YOUR PACE

Bottomline: They will eat your pizza, drink your Famous Grouse, use the rent money you sent to take their girls out of town, visit Chaka...

LESSONS FROM TOUR de CAIRO

Bottomline: An underrated talent who made Tottenham midfield enforcer, Victor Wanyama look like a Kariobangi Sharks player.   Personally I never expected Harambee Stars to qualify for...

SONS OF PHARAOH; DATING SUPERMODELS VS MARRYING DRAGONS

Bottomline: You have no apology for marrying an 'ugly' wife ; one only wears a shoe that fits his feet not oversize or undersized...